told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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