Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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