I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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