Having a random hookup so left but love u
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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