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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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