I'm going to jail i love you
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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