Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
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