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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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