does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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