I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
My hand turned me down
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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