she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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