We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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