Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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