Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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