everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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