her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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