it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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