I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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