i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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