Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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