who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
i've created a new STD.
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He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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