jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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