Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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