quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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