Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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