She announced her abortion via fbk
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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