I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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