dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
ttyl tear gas
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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