She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
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He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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