I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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