chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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