We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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