I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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