its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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