Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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