I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
That accounts for only three of the penises
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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