Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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