He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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