I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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