I skipped work to stalk him.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just want to make out with him forever
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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