sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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