I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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