I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.