using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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