If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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