bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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