these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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