i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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