I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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