can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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