You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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