i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Everclear isn't food dammit
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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