she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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