i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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