it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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