What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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