And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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